TOP FIVE REASONS
WHY I AM HAVING PLASTIC SURGERY

5- Tried to book myself on the Tonight Show, Leno's producers said "They want new faces!"

4- It a Millenium thing!

3-Showbiz is my biz~~~~~
My biz is yours~~~

2-I did not have sex with that woman

1-Even though I'm happy inside, people keep asking "What's wrong!?"

 



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